My family and I are off to Disneyland for a few days.
Let’s hope we don’t kill each other.
*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*
Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)
i cant believe parks n rec + orphan black exist in the same universe
which clone is this?
Imagine your icon having to wear the clothes you’re currently wearing for a day
when u tryna help out ya ugly friend
I’m the friend
please delete this rn
funniest vine everrrr
These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).
(Disclaimer: I love Capaldi)
It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
update: I banged him
I just wrote out the word hella 102 times in the shape of a helicopter please love me
I took my cat on his first walk yesterday
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this